I'm adding to my alien bruise post.
Why would an alien pick me to abduct? Am I a prime specimen of human beauty and intelligence? Or...the opposite? Or maybe aliens just need friends. If I were an alien, I'd be very lonely out in space, too...
Maybe they don't want to study or befriend us at all. Maybe they want to eat us. Maybe they mark the chubby humans with butt bruises because they taste better than the lean ones...
Well, if that doesn't inspire me to count calories I don't know what will!
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