I'm very unhappy with the length of my previous post. It's just a tad too long. I like to keep it short. I'll try harder this time.
On Today's Episode of A Bird's Stream, I'm going to attempt to craft a sentence that has never been spoken before. Often times when I'm having a conversation with someone and one of us says something strange, I like to wonder if anyone had ever said it before.
It makes you feel special if you're the only human to ever utter a particular phrase. And I like feeling special. So here it goes...
"If Napoleon were wrapped in a garbage bag and jumped out of a blimp then landed on the back of a massive eagle carrying a starfruit and the declaration of independence, would anyone hear?"
I dunno. I can say with confidence that no one else has ever said that before. What do you think?
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